ネタ投稿　とりあえず800

1. Set your smartphone's screen timeout to the longest possible duration. 2. Play games through Playo. (Idle games are recommended) 3. Then, just wait! With this, you can get comments that evoke sympathy! Good job!

I'm hungry. Someone feed me. Like, Sarusha or something. Ah, whatever. I'll just eat Gems. *Crunch crunch*. *Stares* (while looking at Sarusha).

Squelch. (Sound of plucking fur) Chomp chomp. *Huff huff*. It doesn't taste like anything. Maybe it's because it's fur. But it's better than being bad-tasting. Who should I eat next? I wonder what NEET Sarusha tastes like.

Recently, I was walking across a crosswalk when a horse, clearly speeding, approached me. Luckily, it managed to brake suddenly, so I was safe, but it was really scary. I didn't know horses could run on regular roads, not just highways. The horse was a beautiful white horse that looked very well-maintained, but the rider was wearing muddy overalls. For some reason, they were wearing a crown and leather shoes, which was a strange mismatch with their attire. Getting back to the story, when I was almost hit, the rider clicked their tongue and glared at me. I guess these kinds of silent pressures are the third hardest thing in the world. So, I tried not to make eye contact with the rider as much as possible and slowly walked across the crosswalk. But, when I thought about it carefully, I was crossing on a red light. I think the reason I felt so bad was probably because of Fukumon.

There are a few things that originated in Japan but are called by different names overseas (like Satsuma mandarins, imitation crab sticks), and other examples include... Demi, I'll leave the rest to you.

Welcome to the community. Welcome to the community. Welcome to the community.

Currently, there are 11 hours and 11 minutes left on the clock until I can eat Fuku-mon. I'm conducting a poll here. Should I eat Fuku-mon or not!

Demi, what do you do before sleeping at night?

Maybe they're closer than we think. Like, right behind you.