Huh?

Hanging food on the doorknob, what kind of nerve does that take, meow? It just looks like the work of a weirdo, not really harassment, meow. You shouldn't eat any suspicious stuff like that either, meow!

If it became real, I'd be confused about what to do with that donut... 50 years ago, I might have eaten it. 20 years ago, I might have reported it to the police. Nowadays, I might post a picture taken with my smartphone on social media and get flamed with 'Don't play with food!'... Please provide it in a state where it can be safely eaten...

Back in the Showa or early Heisei era, leaving snacks on the doorknob was a thing... but putting it on raw is next level~