Seriously Thinking About Why I'm So Resistant to Horror (Half-Jokingly)

Posting this with about 800 characters, excluding spoilers and the chorus. 1. Theory that I simply don't know what horror is. Discarded because I was fine at a haunted house in a certain amusement park in Tokyo (in fact, I empathized with the ghosts who were supposed to be scaring me). 2. Theory that I don't believe ghosts exist. Personally, I want ghosts to exist. Because then I can exist after I suddenly pass away. Therefore, discarded. 3. Theory that I can fight back against anything dangerous that comes my way. My sports experience is practically non-existent (I had some, but I didn't improve). Don't underestimate the cultural club members. Discarded. 4. Theory that I got used to it from Kirby. Kirby isn't horror, it's a sad story like 'Oh, poor thing,' so discarded. 5. Theory that my very existence is horror. The theory that a pufferfish doesn't die from its own poison. Wait, is this surprisingly the correct answer? What did Shishimaru think? Explain in 10 characters or more.