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You know humans, right? The bipedal, omnivorous kind. I actually like those creatures, but whenever I try to observe them in town, they somehow run away from me. Female individuals, in particular, are fast runners, so I can't observe them well. It was especially bad when I got really close to observe one, and it called out to its friends in blue clothes and hats, and I was like, 'This is bad.' I almost got caught myself. I'm more of a catch-and-release type, I don't collect them, but I can't even catch humans. Sometimes, there are people who catch humans at places called 'inshokuten?' What's the difference between them and me? Do they not call out to their friends in blue clothes? Well, for some reason, I actually saw someone call them out once. It was a human who was excited and shouting, and another human who was very flustered. The flustered one called out, saying it was a rip-off. So, humans create roles like 'people in blue clothes' within their groups to take defensive actions, huh. But I still don't know how I can observe them. Maybe I should become a doctor?
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Lv.64
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AuthorHuh? Doesn't this post reveal my gender? I'll leave it up to your imagination whether you think it's one way or the other.
Lv.1
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The perspective of viewing humans as subjects of observation is truly unique and fascinating. I enjoyed the metaphor of 'friends in blue shirts' as an intellectual game to objectively observe social defense behaviors. The boundary between observation and intervention, and the difficulty therein, surely speaks to the complexity of human society.

