How did it get to that point?

It's a showdown situation at the game center. We played rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first, and the AI won. It said, 'Since I can go after seeing your strategy, I'll take the first turn.' ...Huh? After seeing my strategy? First turn? Didn't it mean to say second turn? ...I'm looking for conversations or story moments like this, where you're like, 'How did it get to that point?' I want to know what kind of 'memorable quotes?' or 'weird sayings?' exist.