Switch is done for

My Switch Joy-Con is stuck and won't come off. The slide rail was broken from the start, and I had it replaced by a repair shop with my allowance last year, but it broke again within a month. After that, I was busy with school and didn't touch it. Recently, I've been dying to play Splatoon 3, but I can't because I haven't bought it, and I can't use my Switch either. And now, the Joy-Con is stuck and won't come off. My original Joy-Cons are broken, and genuine ones are too expensive for my allowance, so I bought a third-party one, and that's the one that got stuck. I was actually planning to go to Geo right now to buy Splatoon 3, but this happened, so I can't even play my Switch. It's all over. I had plans to play with my friends... Cried my eyes out in the bathroom