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Friend: "Dude, why have you gained so much weight lately?" Me: "It's because I'm happy." Friend: "Did something good happen?" Me: "No, I'm just coping with unhappiness by eating." Friend: "So you'll be happy when you lose weight then?" Me: "No, then I'll have double the unhappiness!"

Wife: "Honey, do you regret marrying me?" Husband: "No!" Wife: "Really?" Husband: "Of course! I don't even have time to regret it, I'm busy reflecting on myself every day!"

Bank Account Balance Sun: I went shopping feeling good because it's Sunday. day: Lately, I feel like I'm earning quite a bit of money. Sun: A week later, I saw my credit card bill and realized the money wasn't mine. Diet Sun: Starting my diet from Sunday! day: I'll just eat this little bit and endure. Sun: Let's order a whole chicken first and start tomorrow! Life's Biggest Twist Sun: They say people who sleep and wake up early succeed! day: I've been believing that and practicing it lately. Sun: Since I sleep early, I have no evening plans! Scariest Sunday Sun: Sunday evening was so happy. day: Lately, I have no worries and no stress. Sun: Sunday night 9 PM, until I remember the fact that I have to go to work tomorrow... .Life... Sun: My youth is gone just working. day: At least I've saved a lot of money lately, right? Sun: Let's just open my bank account first... I have no youth and no money!

What do you call an owl that falls in the water? Owl-drown! Owl-drown! LOL hahaha ^^.. Sorry

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My Mountain

The middle of the car.

Interviewer: Why did you apply to our company? Applicant: To make money. Interviewer: There are many other companies, why ours? Applicant: I heard this place pays the most. Interviewer: Don't you have any affection for the company? Applicant: I can love it if you pay me on time. Interviewer: Can you work overtime? Applicant: I can if you provide additional compensation. Interviewer: Do you have any last words? Applicant: Yes. Are you also an employee here, interviewer? Interviewer: Yes, I am. Applicant: Then please tell me honestly. Is it worth working here? Interviewer: ...Next applicant, please.

Capitalism. Society lol