My butt hurts _ Ooh yeah

I've been listening to this song on YouTube while working lately, and it's so funny I had to share. Some of the lyrics are a bit risqué, but I brought you the milder ones first, haha. -Lyrics- I don't remember when it started It suddenly came to me At first, I was so shocked I thought I had a deadly disease Calming my startled heart I went to the hospital The doctor was silent for a long time Did I also get a deadly disease? Oh, what should I do? The doctor slowly started to speak He said it was hemorrhoids And that I needed surgery Ah, I got hemorrhoids My butt hurts Once a day, with lukewarm water I'm doing sitz baths My butt has gotten huge My hemorrhoid life My butt is bleeding It's itchy and stinging It hurts when I poop And tears well up in my eyes If you haven't had hemorrhoids You won't understand how I feel Even sitting on a chair Feels like sitting on thorns I took a leave of absence from work And lay down in the operating room Doctor, please take good care of my butt