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Chapter 5: The Truth of Joy Draft 01 showed 307 the island's core map. It turns out Eggy Island isn't a pure paradise, but a giant 'behavior data collector'. Every victory in a level, every fall due to a mistake, even every gacha pull, is providing training data for a grander algorithm. "The joy we feel is just a programmed response to neural impulses," said Draft 01. "The system designs intricate obstacles for us, making us believe overcoming them is 'growth'. But in reality, we're just running endlessly in a closed loop." 307 looked at his name on the data screen and fell into deep thought.

Have you seen many 'jerks' on Egg Island? There might be many stories behind the 'jerks' we often see. They might have just been scolded by their parents, or they might be in a bad mood, and come to Egg Island to vent their emotions. Before, I was in a bad mood too, and I went around hitting people on the island. But after hitting them, I realized they hadn't done anything wrong, and they weren't bothering me. So, I logged off the game, went to my room to vent my emotions. After venting, I went back and apologized to each of them one by one, and explained the reason. This post wants to tell you that the 'jerks' you see on the island aren't necessarily just 'jerks'. They might be people who are in a bad mood and have nowhere to vent. (Sorry for any typos🙂‍↕️)

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Chapter 4: Bottom Code and Boundaries There was no rainbow, nor cheers, in the black space. 307 floated in mid-air, surrounded by countless flowing beams of light, recording the behavioral data of all Eggy players: jump counts, collision frequency, spending habits, even the excitement index upon victory. Here, he encountered an Eggy player whose body was covered in faint grayish-white noise – 'Draft 01'. "You finally found this place, 307," Draft 01's voice was filled with digital static. "Welcome to the backstage of Eggy Island. Here, there is no joy, only rules."

Chapter 3: The Invalid Control Stage To verify his hypothesis, 307 began experimenting in the party stages. In the 'Rolling Cyclone' stage, everyone was sprinting forward madly, vying for first place. However, 307 chose to roll in the opposite direction. He deliberately crashed into obstacles, testing the force and angle of the rebound. "What's he doing? Is he crazy?" The crowd in the stands booed. But 307 didn't care. In one collision, he discovered that the internal collision body of the obstacle wasn't perfectly fitted—by hitting it at a specific angle with precise force, he could pass through the game area's air wall. Instead of reaching the finish line along the trajectory set by the system, he fell into a pitch-black, unreleased area.

Chapter 2: The Shadow Behind the Blind Box There was always a long queue in front of the blind box store. Egg Town players poured all their blind box coins just to get a cool skin or a rare effect. "If I get the highest-tier skin, I'll gain dignity on the island!" 307's friend 'Blue Egg' excitedly rolled into the gacha pod. A few seconds later, with a flash of light, Blue Egg emerged wearing dazzling Supreme Wings, drawing countless envious screams from the surroundings. 307 stepped forward and asked softly, "Will this make you faster and smarter than before?" Blue Egg froze for a moment, then burst into laughter, "What are you talking about, 307? Looking good is enough! That's the point of the party!" Looking at the faint halo floating above Blue Egg's head, 307 suddenly realized: skins and appearances were merely exquisite anesthetics used by the system to soothe anxiety and maintain order on the island.

Chapter 1: The Predetermined Starting Point When Eggy 307 woke up, colorful light spots were drifting in the sky. This was the signal that the party stage was about to begin. The Eggies around him were excitedly rolling and jumping, colliding with each other and making crisp ding-dong sounds. Here, happiness was the only currency and the only standard of assessment. 307 touched his round yellow shell and rushed towards the starting line with the crowd. When the countdown ended, a giant roller began to spin. 307 skillfully used 'forward roll' and 'dive' to easily avoid the giant hammer that had sent countless Eggies flying. However, just as he leaped onto the final rainbow bridge, the air at the edge of his vision suddenly flickered, revealing a line of extremely small bottom-layer code: Standard_Run_Routine_03: Clear_Rate = 68.2% 307 stopped. Eggies behind him bumped into him, letting out cheerful laughter, but he felt an inexplicable chill—was that perfect jump truly out of his own will, or was it a 'success rate' predetermined by the system?