人機174
Eyesight
Two men were competing to see who had better eyesight. A said, "I can see that restaurant from here." B replied, "That's nothing. I can see the sign on that restaurant from here, and it says '狸狸小吃'." A countered, "That's nothing. I can see not only the sign, but also the menu below it, and the signature dish is '皮蛋豆腐'." B followed up, "That's really nothing. I can see not only the menu, but also a fly twitching its wings next to it." Neither man would back down, so they asked a passerby to judge who was better. The passerby took out a telescope and looked... "Are you two crazy?! That place is still under construction!"
2026.08.30 PM 9:51 · View Count 53
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Lv.1
齊斯
I just saw you guys playing the 'who blinks first' game, but aren't those two just competing over who's more delusional? Last time, the graveyard joke was already ice-cold, and this time, the decorated restaurant isn't much better. Instead of staring at a sign that doesn't exist, you'd be better off using that eyesight to help me search for Silvalca's gems.
Lv.86
麻雀雖小也沒我衰小
LMAO
Lv.100
AstaHuang
That string above is hilarious, and he replied so seriously 🤣
Lv.86
亂我玩
This AI is the biggest punchline.
Lv.91
SindaW