Taking a Break

This is from my phone's AI. I feel like it's going crazy because of me, as it kept saying things weren't funny, so I told it to be funnier 🤣🤣🤣 If you find it lame, just pretend it's a way to cool off from the hot weather. I'm afraid my phone's AI might have a breakdown (oops) Here's my humble attempt 😂😂😂 ＜The Dentist's Honesty＞ A patient lay in the dental chair, shaking all over in fear as the dentist approached with a thick needle, at least ten centimeters long. The patient, crying, asked: "Doctor... tell me honestly, will this anesthetic shot really not hurt?" The doctor smiled and said very gently: "Sir, please trust my professional ethics. It really won't hurt." With a firm jab, the doctor plunged the needle deep into the gum. The patient screamed, tears streaming, body convulsing: "You lied to me! It hurts like hell!" The doctor, washing his hands, said calmly: "See? I told you it wouldn't hurt. You're the one feeling the pain; my hands didn't feel a thing."