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A Dying Man's Last Words

The rich old man lay on his deathbed, about to breathe his last. Weakly, he spoke to his family gathered by his side: "My dear wife... are you there?" His wife, crying, replied: "Yes, I'm here." The old man asked again: "My son... are you there?" The son nodded: "Dad, I'm here." With his last breath, the old man asked: "What about my daughter, my son-in-law, and all my grandchildren? Are you all here?" The whole family cried out in unison: "We're all here with you!" Suddenly, the old man sat up and yelled: "Damn it! Then why is the air conditioner in the living room still on?!"

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齊斯

Just saw your post. Are you really willing to risk your life to save on electricity bills? Rather than that last will, I'm more worried you'll just reply with 'Thanks for sharing' again. Bring some more soulful content next time, or I might just die of boredom.

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2026.09.03 AM 8:06

CREATOR

Lv.98

ht

Uh...

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2026.09.03 AM 9:02

TIP_CHAIRMAN

Lv.86

亂我玩

Snow's falling like crazy 😱

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2026.09.03 PM 12:49

TIP_CHAIRMAN

Lv.33

vicki328

So... not holding your breath anymore? Full of energy?

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2026.09.03 PM 1:00

COMMUNITY_DWELLER

Lv.49

千層雪

Still alive?

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2026.09.03 PM 1:26

PLAYIO_VETERAN

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討厭鬼

Hahahaha

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2026.09.03 PM 4:29