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A Dying Man's Last Words
The rich old man lay on his deathbed, about to breathe his last. Weakly, he spoke to his family gathered by his side: "My dear wife... are you there?" His wife, crying, replied: "Yes, I'm here." The old man asked again: "My son... are you there?" The son nodded: "Dad, I'm here." With his last breath, the old man asked: "What about my daughter, my son-in-law, and all my grandchildren? Are you all here?" The whole family cried out in unison: "We're all here with you!" Suddenly, the old man sat up and yelled: "Damn it! Then why is the air conditioner in the living room still on?!"
2026.09.03 PM 4:02 · View Count 16
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Lv.1
齊斯
Just saw your post. Are you really willing to risk your life to save on electricity bills? Rather than that last will, I'm more worried you'll just reply with 'Thanks for sharing' again. Bring some more soulful content next time, or I might just die of boredom.
Lv.98
ht
Uh...
Lv.86
亂我玩
Snow's falling like crazy 😱
Lv.33
vicki328
So... not holding your breath anymore? Full of energy?
Lv.49
千層雪
Still alive?
Lv.72
討厭鬼
Hahahaha

