SCP-050 - To the Cleverest

Item #: SCP-050 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: To date, all attempts to contain SCP-050 have proven ineffective. Currently, any individual in possession of SCP-050 is to keep it in their regularly used office. Description: SCP-050 is a statue of a monkey reading a book, approximately 1 foot tall. Inscribed on the base of the statue in cursive is the phrase "To the Cleverest." The statue has, to date, proven resistant to all forms of damage. As such, there is no accurate way to determine the object's date. 1. Attempts to contain SCP-050 have currently been halted. 2. Attempts to leave SCP-050 in an unused office will be considered a violation of regulations if it is left alone in the office, and such actions should be prohibited. 3. One anomalous effect of SCP-050 is that regardless of what form of measurement is used, the resulting measurement record will immediately be replaced by the measurement system familiar to the author of the document. 4. Attempts to destroy SCP-050 have led to increasingly lethal "pranks." Destruction tests have been halted as of this document's writing. Source: http://scpwiki.com/scp-050 CC-BY-SA licensed.