A Joke I Think Is Hilarious

Coffee Commitment Xiao Ming and Xiao Mei agreed to meet at Starbucks. On the way, Xiao Ming was unfortunately hit by shrapnel, losing his sight and bleeding profusely. However, he still managed to stumble his way to Starbucks, leaning on the wall. Seeing him, Xiao Mei exclaimed in shock: "Why aren't you going to the hospital? You're bleeding so much from your eyes!" Xiao Ming calmly replied: "Even if I go blind, I still have to have a cup of coffee with you." ((The joke: Adapted from the classic commercial slogan "No matter how busy, I still have to have a cup of coffee with you"))