SCP-092 - "The Fifth Dimension" Collection

Item #: SCP-092 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The 3,125 CDs comprising SCP-092 are to be individually housed in standard jewel cases for non-anomalous CDs and stored in a standard item locker at Site-37. Each instance should be numbered with a marker. Description: SCP-092 is a collection of 3,125 CDs, each labeled "The Absolute Absolute Absolute Best Fifth Dimension!!!!!" and bearing the names of thirty-one singers from various eras, all of whom were once members of the American band "The Fifth Dimension." When an instance of SCP-092 is played on a standard CD player, all individuals within auditory range are affected by an anomalous effect lasting 74 minutes (the maximum playback duration for a standard music CD). During this anomalous effect, all affected individuals are unable to leave the auditory range or turn off the CD player, nor can they perform any action that would affect the playback of the CD. Furthermore, when the anomalous effect concludes, all surviving individuals will simultaneously utter "Wow,thatwasrealcool"1; this phenomenon also occurs in non-English speakers, non-verbal infants, and individuals who are comatose, paralyzed, or unable to speak due to injuries to their throat, tongue, and/or cheeks. Source: http://scpwiki.com/scp-092 CC-BY-SA licensed