One sentence each: The most jaw-dropping thing your man has ever said

I'll go first. I took my almost two-year-old daughter to the ENT doctor. After the doctor suctioned her nose, my partner, standing beside us, suddenly said with a serious expression + anticipation: "Doctor, can you please suck my snot too later?" The doctor paused for two seconds: "Uh... Sir, this is for when children can't blow their own nose..." Thank you, doctor, for diagnosing that I have two toddlers at home🙂