Almost Ruined My Persona by Connecting to the Wrong Bluetooth Earphones on the MRT

You can't really blame me; you have to blame why these Bluetooth device names are set so weirdly these days. In the morning, I was on the MRT, so crowded I could barely pull out my phone. I put on my earphones and hit play, thinking I'd play the latest 'Empresses in the Palace' meme dubbing masterpiece to wake myself up. But after hitting play, my earphones were silent. I thought it was a signal issue, so I pressed it a couple more times and turned the volume all the way up. The next second, from the pocket of a very serious-looking guy in a suit, standing two steps away from me, came an incredibly clear, surround-sound-level voice: "Your Majesty! This concubine cannot do that—!!!" The entire carriage went silent, and everyone collectively turned to look at him. The guy's expression changed drastically, and he frantically pulled out his phone, his hands shaking so much he almost dropped it. I didn't realize what was happening until my earphones started playing what *he* was listening to—a podcast called 'Efficient Communication Philosophy for Corporate Executives.' ...I had connected to the guy's Bluetooth bone-conduction earphones. He stared at his phone with a look that said, 'The world has finally gone mad,' while I, wearing earphones, heard the righteous voice of 'Point one, how to build cross-departmental trust…,' maintaining my cool, killer office worker expression. I couldn't admit it. I really couldn't. I just quietly turned off my Bluetooth and got off two stops early, under his confused and existentially questioning gaze. Sorry, dude, but I'm sure this experience will become the most profound lesson in your future executive communication philosophy.