Big Dummy!

Yesterday, I suddenly wanted to see him. Me: Can I come over later? Him: Yeah, I'll come pick you up. Me: Okay! So I went to his place. He'd already seen me without makeup, so I stopped wearing it when I saw him. I was sitting in his chair, and he was standing. I was looking at his student ID. Me: Why do you look so dumb? Him: (Gives me a cookie) Me: The more I look, the dumber you seem. Him: (Gives me a cookie) Me: ???? Him: So you can't talk. Me: So if I keep talking, I can eat more? Him: Or do you want to eat this? (Goes to get popping candy and chocolate) Me: !! Yeah! Him: (Stroking my hair) Me: (Looking at him) Him: Go to sleep early. (Cupping my face) Me: I've got more pimples now 😭 Him: (Still cupping my face)