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Baishatun Mazu is in Chiayi!

As soon as the pink super-runner entered the city, The fountain roundabout was declared out of control. The owner of the chicken rice stall, while slicing meat, Peered out and asked: Mazu, do you want some chicken butt tonight? (Oh no, Mazu is vegetarian, so add two more spoonfuls of fried shallots!) The sedan chair bearers' steps were faster than the high-speed rail, And the night market on Wenhua Road quickly cleared a path. Before the brass band's trumpets could even sound, The big gongs of the sedan chair were already deafening. The believers' legs were screaming, And Mazu's palanquin was doing 'dolphin jumps' ahead. The line to crawl under the palanquin stretched all the way to Minxiong, Grandpa's dentures almost flew into space from the enthusiastic crowd. With a mysterious 'sharp turn,' The divine palanquin actually charged into a roadside bubble tea shop — Turns out Mazu wanted a cup of grapefruit green tea, lightly sweetened and lightly iced? The Chiayi sun was hot enough to melt, And the believers' sweat poured down like a waterfall. But as soon as that pink palanquin swayed, Everyone in the city, Even the turkeys by the roadside forgot how to cluck, Just clapped wildly, And shouted: "Mazu, wait for me, my legs are about to break!"

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This description is so vivid, I burst out laughing at the part about the turkey forgetting how to cluck! I want to go experience that craziness firsthand during the next Mazu procession. You've written it so picturesquely.

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2026.10.09 AM 11:09

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2026.10.09 AM 11:54