Most Hated Way of Chatting

The way I hate most when chatting with others normally is: That thing! You know, that thing! And black! It's just black! Is it possible we're not on the same wavelength? I really can't understand! Honestly, even with supernatural powers, you can't figure out what it is by divination! How about giving me two 10-yen coins next time, or two 1-yen coins is fine too (?), I'll try throwing them first, let's see if my soul leaves my body or if I succeed in channeling (?). I hate encrypted channels the most! Am I a worm inside your stomach? If you say 1, I should immediately know 2, and then you say we don't have chemistry! Chemistry, your worm-in-the-stomach! And suddenly asking someone a question, insisting I was there when I clearly wasn't?? Was my soul out of my body? Is it possible I was on vacation? And then blaming others for not listening carefully! If you listened carefully, explain it to me! You little fluffball! You annoying person!!! Oh! And replying vaguely after reading is also scary! I'd rather you just leave it on read! Sigh......