Helmet

I just went to pick up my kids from school and forgot to bring helmets for them. Then I got stopped by the police. The officer asked me why I wasn't wearing a helmet. Me: "My kid is too young, so I couldn't find a helmet in his size." Officer: "Then why weren't YOU wearing one?" Me: "I figured if something happened to my kid, I wouldn't want to live anymore anyway." Officer: "Alright, alright! Just go! Go!"