Rant Before Bed

Finally had some free time today to play Honor of Kings. Been tired lately and didn't want to try too hard, so I hopped on my Platinum smurf account. Nearly had a stroke... lol Let me tell you what happened. First, here's a pic to prove it wasn't me messing around – my Motos, who I picked to slack off, got a 10-kill streak, which is just...orzlll Basically, I went in with a 'smurf' mentality, building Motos as a semi-tank with Execute. Magic Resist Boots, Steel Gun, the new round shield, Fairy Soul, King, Resurrection Armor. My opponents in this rank didn't disappoint; I got the first kill within the first minute. Then, working with the jungler, we caught their Evita, and the jungler got the first kill. Things went south after that. The jungler, seemingly enjoying the kills, abandoned his own jungle and camped in the bush on the Caesar lane. Yeah, he kept trying to get more kills from me, but the reality was he scared their Motos so much he wouldn't come out, and he even drew the enemy mid and jungle over. Worse, because of his antics, he didn't farm any jungle and became super poor, and with no one watching the jungle, the enemy was free to invade... Then, the ADC, who was already being pressured by the enemy, completely fell apart because no one ever supported them. And that ADC building Electro-Catalyst and Satan's Halberd is just f***ing ridiculous... First time in my life getting a Gold medal and even ranking up on the losing team. Thanks a lot. 🥹