It's not even a parody

Porco Rosso...!? They've finally stopped even bothering to change the name. No way, man. I can't laugh at this anymore. What kind of ethics are they operating under for this... 'It can't fly and I can't pilot a plane, so it's a different thing! ☜(ΦωΦ )へ OK!!' is what they're going for? No, no, no... You can't just say things so carelessly.