Siri's Unnecessary Concern

Oh, and one more thing, check out my previous post, it's funny. I was alone in my room, my stomach hurt so bad, and while I was holed up in the bathroom, I was groaning quietly, 'Ah... I'm gonna die... I'm really gonna die...' Suddenly, my smartphone on the desk lit up and Siri asked, 'I don't understand. Would you like to search for "Cause of Death" on the web?' I'm not dead yet, and it's way too ominous, so please stop...