I drop dad jokes during meal times 😂

Q: Why doesn't kimchi make a fist when playing rock-paper-scissors? A: Because it's aged kimchi (muk-eun-ji, sounds like 'old kimchi' and 'don't have a fist'). Q: What does a Japanese person say after eating a lemon? A: Watashino (sounds like 'my lemon' and 'I'). Q: What does a Japanese person say when the curry is delicious? A: Wakaremashita (sounds like 'I'm leaving' and 'it's delicious'). Q: Why don't librarians have much money? A: Because they are librarians (sa-seo, sounds like 'librarian' and 'to save money'). Q: What happens if you grill beef incorrectly? A: My steak (sounds like 'mistake').