Smurf Account

Yep, I was just bored and decided to play ranked with my smurf account, and I ran into a noob whose main account history got me all riled up. Today's story is about the game I just played. Our 'Eel' (teammate). He wanted to jungle, but I had already locked Monkey King, so... I started at the blue buff, so he started at the red buff. Whatever. He ate all my jungle camps. Whatever. Didn't join team fights, didn't get assists, didn't clear minions, didn't hit enemies, just ulted and ran away. Whatever. Then I saw his item build. Anyone who's played knows this. Junglers have jungle items, right? Like the red cleaver or yellow bow. And they have two tiers, right? Tier 1 caps at 15 monsters. Tier 2 caps at 25. He... His first item was the blue axe, tier 2. His second item was the blue axe, tier 1. I reminded him about his item build. Later, I checked his build a second time. He had successfully completed his fifth item. Red cleaver tier 2, red cleaver tier 1, yellow bow tier 1. Me: ... Since we won in the end, I checked his profile. 44 games. Trust score only 64. Match history. It's a sight for sore eyes. He used to play Thorne a lot and built items the same way. Fenn's item build. Seems a bit better... Mana regen(?) Tel'annas is the worst. There's a Tel'annas game at the very bottom of his match history. Book of magic(?) Magic boots(?) It's not like I'm trying to say anything. I just reminded him, and I don't really care. He has truly achieved my philosophy. The point of the game is to have fun. (But the teammates didn't seem to be having much fun.)