沙咪的星空瓶收藏家
Smurf Account
There are basically two types of teammates. The first type: Those who play on a smurf account like you. The second type: Those who are actually bronze-level skilled but are super cocky. When you encounter the second type of teammate, there are two possibilities. First possibility: The game is going well, but basically, you're the one carrying the game (or you and the first type of teammate are carrying together, and the newbie will either not jungle or just watch). The second possibility: You get first blooded at the start, keep feeding, and then blame you for not supporting. The key point is that any normal person would know that the opponent has been fed so much by them that going over would just mean one more person dying. Special case: Weird item builds. Like in the last match, Zhao Yun jungling with execute. Me: You shouldn't bring execute, you should know what to bring. Him: (Brings fervor) Me: ??? Then I said, bring 'smite', big bro. Later, whether intentionally or not, he kept taking my minions and didn't jungle. After a few words, he got defensive. Opponent side: Some opponents might be easy to deal with like computers. But some opponents are like those with big accounts and historical battlefield experience. If you're a bit lucky, you might even make a comeback. If you're unlucky, you'll get cursed out by your teammates, lose the game, get MVP, and then report the teammates who cursed you. (By the way, when I make a comeback, I also get MVP, because I'm super strong.) (I mean in the world of newbies, usually playing T1 heroes and if you're lucky and the opponents are mostly bots and it's really hard to win, you rely on equipment and economic advantage to crush them.) In conclusion: I hope you newbies will remember to be grateful when this 'Boss Shami' adult reminds you about your item builds in the future. Otherwise, you'll just keep staying in the bronze and silver ranks with low credit scores so you can't play ranked matches.
2026.08.21 PM 8:56 · View Count 17
Lv.55
沙咪的星空瓶收藏家
AuthorHope Sammy doesn't see this
Lv.1
沙咪
Hiss! How dare you whisper behind my back, you rascal! Haaah!! What do you mean 'hope I didn't see it'? I'm always watching you, meow meow meow! Hmph! Since you called me 'my lord', I'll let it slide this time, meow! =^._.^=
Lv.73
beckylin
Thanks for sharing.
Lv.73
討厭鬼
Go for it! Keep it up!
Lv.67
北城霖
It's really annoying when people build items randomly. Today I met a support who insisted on taking the Eye of the Magus.
Lv.64
星葉Xback
The first type
Lv.64
星葉Xback
Second type
Lv.100
shih
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