🐯🤣【General Raika's Inspection Tour | The Sub-General's Blunders Keep Escalating】⚔️✨

🐯🤣【General Raika | The Sub-General's blunders have leveled up again!】⚔️✨ That day, I accompanied General Raika on an inspection tour in Polenas. Before we set off, I confidently declared: "Don't worry, General! Your sub-general will be steady and reliable today! 😎" Just five minutes into our journey, I got my clothes snagged by a branch. "Wait, General! An enemy has me! 🤣" Raika turned around. "...That's a tree branch." I immediately played it cool: "Reporting, General! The sub-general is testing the forest's ambush tactics! 🤣" Not long after, there was a sudden "BOOM—!" ahead, and gravel started rolling down. Raika immediately spread his little wings to rescue me. I chased after him desperately, only to step on some mud and land with a "Splat!" right into a puddle. I looked up and shouted: "General! The sub-general has successfully captured the puddle! 🤣🤣" After finally getting up, I stepped on my own clothes again and almost fell. Raika just looked at me speechlessly. I quickly saluted: "Reporting, General! The enemy didn't defeat me; I almost defeated myself! 🤣" Finally, we all got out safely. The General bravely saved everyone, while the sub-general provided comic relief the entire way. It seems my record isn't about achievements, but rather—my blunders have successfully leveled up again!🐯🤣✨