Let's have a laugh

A psychiatrist asked a patient: "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?" The patient replied: "I wouldn't be able to hear." The doctor thought... hmm... that's normal. The doctor then asked: "So... what if I cut off your other ear too?" The patient replied: "I wouldn't be able to see." The doctor started to get nervous... "How would you not be able to see...?" . . . . . The patient replied: "Because my glasses would fall off."