A Joke

A mob boss, to prevent his money laundering secrets from leaking, hired a deaf-mute as his personal accountant. One day, he discovered ten million was missing from the accounts. With a gun to the accountant's head, the boss yelled at the translator: Ask him in sign language where the money is! If he doesn't talk, I'll shoot him right now! The translator quickly started signing. The accountant, pale with fear, frantically signed back: Don't shoot! All the money is in a black waterproof bag, buried next to the stone sculpture by the pond in my backyard. After reading the signs, the translator turned to the boss and said: Boss, he says go ahead and shoot if you dare.