A Little Laugh

A long time ago, a man who lost his wife in his middle age asked a matchmaker to help him remarry. On their wedding night, the man was shocked to discover that his new bride was blind in one eye, and the bride also noticed that the man was missing an arm. The next day, both of them accused the matchmaker of deliberate deception. Man: "Matchmaker! Why did you hide this from me! The woman is blind in one eye!" Matchmaker: "I didn't hide it from you! I told you, 'She took one look and fell for you!'" Bride: "Matchmaker! Then why didn't you tell me the man was missing an arm!" Matchmaker: "I did! I said, 'He raised a 10-year-old son with his own hands!'"