Fake News: Zookeeper Fired for Licking Gorilla Testicles Every Morning

I just saw a news story about a 'Zookeeper Fired for Licking Gorilla Testicles Every Morning' and almost died laughing. Checked it, and it's fake. It's a hoax that started at the San Diego Zoo in 2016 and gets revived every year with a different state and name. Poor gorilla must have had a tough time being licked by the same person for 10 years straight without getting fired. When you see a ridiculous news story, check it first before sharing, otherwise, the gorilla is really innocent. Gorilla: I didn't do it, it wasn't me, can humans please leave me alone.