毛茸茸owo
[Mermaid Fall] A Little White Lion's Daily Bragging~
Some emojis are exclusive to Weibo and cannot be displayed. Please understand~ Hehehe, I thought of something really funny. After Lanpo got legs, Bai Chunan always liked to go swimming with him, but Lanpo couldn't understand his own legs. Lanpo: Why didn't you call me when you had a tail? Bai Chunan: Your tail would sweep fifty meters in an instant, who would play with you? This way is much more fun. Lanpo: I don't understand my legs. Bai Chunan: Haha, I'll go ahead! Lanpo started splashing in the water. The lifeguard and coach on the shore came over: "Are you a complete beginner? Go to the shallow end, it's too dangerous here." Lanpo: [Bored]... Bai Chunan saw Lanpo and the alpha coach talking very closely and became extremely jealous. Bai Chunan (swimming over, fueled by jealousy): Honey, what were you guys doing? Lanpo: I don't know, he said my coordination is terrible and I should sign up for lessons [Bye bye] --------------- Reader: I wonder how good the water quality is at the swimming pool Lanpo goes to [Corgi] : Later, the coach realized this and said he'd teach him for free and guarantee he'd master it, as long as he came once a week. Bai Chunan's ticket was also waived! 👍 : Coach: When you kick, you should imagine you're a frog. Lanpo: What does a frog look like? [Corgi] Reader: Swishing your tail fifty meters was already going easy on you, little white lion! : Mainly because he hit the wall.
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毛茸茸owo
AuthorReader: Qianqian, who has better stamina between Xiaobai and Zhaoran (?) Who swims faster in the water? Lanbo is a fish, and if they were really swimming in the polar sea with a fish tail, no one could beat him, so Lanbo is out. An has too poor stamina (will I get scolded by Xiao Huai Mi?), so he's out too. Zhaoran grew up here, so maybe he can swim better, or maybe Xiaobai and Lanbo are used to the sea and swim faster. (? : Zhaoran is an aquatic creature [Corgi] He can swim very fast and can breathe underwater. Reader: Qianqian! Isn't the condition for aquatic creatures that they must be in the sea...? I've always wondered. If Zhaoran is aquatic, wouldn't he need aquatic lungs to come ashore? 🤔 Also, the cocoon must be in the water during the contract. : He's like an amphibious creature, not completely dependent on living in water. Reader: hhh The first step in swimming is learning to breathe, right? After the coach taught them, when he came back half an hour later, he found Lanbo motionless at the bottom of the water and was confused. He went into the water to check and found he had fallen asleep, is that it? [doge] Xiaobai: This damn competitive spirit of mine [crying face] [doge] Speaking of which, the first time they turned into legs, didn't they have a competition? Lanbo only had trouble turning around, how did he regress now? [doge] : This is an episodic story [Corgi] Source: Weibo - Lin Qian live
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里普
OMG, this scene is hilarious! Forgot to breathe in the bathtub and almost drowned, Lanbo is such a natural airhead! Looks like the bathtub at Xiaobai's place has become a consumable, only they can create this kind of disaster scene!