Modern People's Natural Soul Potion: Artificial Tears

Staring at phones and computers every day, dry eyes have become a common modern ailment for everyone. Many people's first reaction is: "Let's use eye drops!" But honestly, the chemical drops on the market are not only expensive, but often only treat the symptoms, not the cause, and can even lead to dependency if used too much. Actually, nature has already prepared the most natural, fastest, and side-effect-free "artificial tears" for us—your bank account balance! Whenever you feel your eyes are dry, your vision is blurry, or you even feel a bit sleepy, don't rush to rub your eyes. Take a deep breath, pull out your phone, open your online banking app, or just grab that passbook as thin as a pack of tissues. Then, gently tap on the magical page called "Account Balance." Instantly, a miracle happens. Seeing that pitifully small number, perhaps even smaller than your weight, a chill and sadness from the bottom of your heart will surge straight to your head. Your eyes will start to feel warm, your nose will tingle, and two streams of crystal-clear tears will involuntarily flow down. This isn't just plain water; it's "pure natural artificial tears" mixed with the harshness of reality and the struggles of a working person! See? You don't need to spend money on medicine. Just a glance at your balance and your eyes are instantly moistened, and your vision becomes incredibly clear again. Thanks to the balance, my eyes are full of sparkle again—even if that sparkle is entirely made of tears. Looking at my bankbook with teary eyes 🤣, the money I got on payday disappeared in just a few days 🤣