Dad Joke | 016

One day, Xiao Ming went for a job interview. The interviewer asked him, "What are your special skills?" Xiao Ming replied, "My special skill is sleeping." The interviewer said, "That's not really a special skill, is it?" Xiao Ming said, "How come? I can sleep for twelve hours straight without tossing and turning." The interviewer then asked, "What about your weaknesses?" Xiao Ming said, "My weakness is that I'm too honest." The interviewer said, "Honesty is a virtue." Xiao Ming said, "No, everything I just said was a lie." The interviewer was silent for three seconds and then said, "Come to work tomorrow. We need someone who can keep our clients guessing."