Love Luck

Just went to get a fortune reading with my friend. She's super pretty, but because her dad strongly opposes her dating anyone, she's been single for about 6 or 7 years. Fortune Teller: "Hmm... Miss, your love luck is very unstable, it's precarious." Friend: "How can that be?" Fortune Teller: "...Your dad is down there chopping with an axe." Me: "😂😂😂"