Cold Joke | 018

One day, a phone and its charging cable had an argument. "You're always clinging to me, aren't you tired of it?" said the phone. "When you're out of battery, you still rely on me," replied the cable. The phone sneered, "That's just because I'm kind enough to give you some purpose." The cable trembled with anger, "Fine, I'm leaving then. Don't come looking for me again." "Go ahead," said the phone, "I've got a power bank anyway." The cable turned to leave, but stopped at the door and said, "Are you sure? The power bank needs me to charge too." The phone was silent for five seconds, then said, "...Come back." The cable returned triumphantly, "See? You were scared, weren't you?" "No," said the phone, "I just ran out of battery. Let me charge first, then we'll talk." The cable: "..." From then on, they still argued every day, but neither could leave the other. This story tells us: some relationships aren't about love, but about having the right connector. (Absolutely no sexual innuendo!)