When the Passionate Water Monster Meets the Lifeless Roast Pig

Naughty Ripp was having a blast swimming in the creek when suddenly, a mouth-watering roast smell wafted his way. Being the true foodie he was, he immediately swam towards the scent at full speed. Upon reaching the shore, he saw flames blazing and purple smoke rising like a mystical realm. In the center of the smoke lay a wild boar, completely black with a fiery red mane. "Wow! What a big, ready-to-roast Laidi!" Ripp's eyes instantly lit up like hearts, and his drool stretched three feet long. Without a second thought, he excitedly plopped himself right onto Laidi's plump belly, even sticking out his tongue, ready to give this "free lunch" a passionate appetizer. Laidi, who was just warming himself by the fire, was completely stunned. His signature dead fish eyes widened instantly, bigger than copper bells. That wet, cold, blue blob on his belly gave him goosebumps all over. What was worse, this guy was trying to eat him the moment he arrived! "Oink—! (How dare you, peasant!)" Laidi was so furious he exploded on the spot, unleashing a "Boar Roll" to shake Ripp off while baring his sharp tusks to intimidate him. Unexpectedly, Ripp thought it was some kind of novel carousel game. Not only was he not scared, but he also tightly gripped Laidi's mane with his little paws, grinning ear to ear, "Rippu! Rippu! (Again!)" Laidi struggled for a long time, panting and exhausted. In the end, he could only lie there listlessly, letting Ripp have his way. He was miserable inside: he just wanted to quietly roast by the fire, how did he end up attracting this stubborn blue little devil who wouldn't listen to reason?