Captain Laidi's Diet War

Laidi, with her defiant red mane, stared with her signature 'world-weary dead fish eyes' at the empty food trough. Behind her, the pigsty was engulfed in flames – this was because Ao, the fat pig from the next class, accidentally set it ablaze while trying to use flatulence to create friction and start a fire to dry hay. But that's not important. What's important is that this collective hunger strike by the piglets has been going on for a full... thirty minutes. "Hold on, brothers!" Laidi weakly held a straw in her mouth, picking her teeth. "That heartless human actually replaced our afternoon tea from 'cheese and sweet potato mash' to 'unsweetened oat bran'! This is an insult to our pig dignity!" "But Captain..." a plump little piglet, gnawing on its own hoof and drooling, said, "I heard from Ah-Hua from the farm next to the farm next door that this is actually a weight-loss boot camp the farmer booked for us. Because we're all overweight, if we don't lose weight soon, we'll be sent to..." "Silence!" Laidi exclaimed in alarm, quickly trying to cover the frantic rumbling of her stomach with her loud voice. Just then, the farmer walked by with a basin of fragrant fried chicken skin. Smelling the aroma, the piglets instantly broke ranks, and the protest line immediately collapsed. They scrambled to rush towards the farmer's legs. Laidi watched these traitors and cried out in anguish, "Leave some for me!"