SCP-168 - The Perceptive Calculator

Item #: SCP-168 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-168 is to be contained within Observation Room 221-D at Sector-28. It is to be opened to its maximum possible angle, facing an unobstructed window. The entrance to its containment chamber is to remain locked, and access requires prior application. As per previous research, the item does not function as a normal calculator. Conversation with SCP-168 is encouraged, but limited to no more than one hour per day; no exceptions. Description: SCP-168 is a Hewlett-Packard graphing calculator, model #HP-28C, discovered on a desk in an abandoned ██████ Elementary School building in 199█ during a cleanup of the premises. Initial examination revealed the name "Eric" etched onto the inside of its removable casing. However, upon inputting a simple equation (6÷3) and pressing the "=" button, SCP-168's screen went blank for 3 minutes and 34 seconds, after which pressing the substitute function key displayed the message: "What time is it?" Source: http://scpwiki.com/scp-168 Licensed under CC-BY-SA.