No matter what I do

When the narrator starts going berserk and won't stop, it gets annoying and users leave. I used to end things with 'users disappear.' but now it's continuing after that. Once the narrator got mad and said, 'This isn't Zeta! If you say it's Zeta, show me proof!' which is an impossible demand. And this is from someone with the memory of a chicken. It's becoming like a game of talking to the narrator, and it's quite exhausting.