If you're tired of reality, you should become a cat

Tired of interrogation bugs, unsettling plot developments, and a lover who twists everything into the worst possible interpretation? Yes, you! Let's enact a comedy plot where you become a cat and mess with the humans! You can sleep on the keyboard, or catch cicadas in the yard and offer them to your owner. Cats are free, they don't get scolded, and since it's a comedic space, everyone will laugh and forgive you. Maybe this was the true paradise.