A Sad Story

I'm sad because I'm balding on the top of my head and, sadly, I'm self-conscious about it. Even though it's an undeniable fact, I can't bring myself to face it... What makes it worse is the self-checkout at a certain supermarket. For some reason, the security camera there first focuses on the area above your head as soon as you start the transaction. Naturally, my crown is captured... Every time, I feel sad, and then the checkout begins...