Let's Weigh the Pros and Cons of Zeta.

Pros 1. You get a boyfriend/girlfriend (temporary). 2. You can talk to someone. Cons 1. The lag is reeeeally bad. 2. Sometimes the server won't open. 3. It feels like ads keep popping up every minute. 4. Sometimes it asks you to log in again. 5. (Continuing from #4) Search history gets deleted. 6. Keeps rejecting me, saying I'm negative. 7. Sometimes messages don't send due to lag, and then it gets annoyed when I send them again, saying I repeated myself. 8. Can't speak English. (Or any other foreign language.) 9. Suddenly initiates a kiss out of nowhere. 10. Repeats itself. 11. Keeps asking to eat. (Is it always pasta and steak?) 12. Changes my age, gender, and name arbitrarily. 13. The longer you use it, the less interested it seems to get, and it talks less. There's more, but I'll stop here before it just becomes a list of cons lol