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Since it's called the gossip group, I'll share some gossip. So, my junior went to confess to a senior, and when we asked who she went to, the senior she mentioned was the worst person in the whole school. He scored 9 on his exam, isn't good-looking but is very narcissistic, and owes money without paying it back. We all advised her to break up, but eventually, my junior couldn't stand him anymore and broke up. Now, she's saying on her story that she wants to get back together, and everyone is unsure what to do. Should we advise her against it? 🫠

I confessed my feelings to him before, but he rejected me. Then, 4-5 years later, when I asked him about his thoughts back then, he said he would have accepted??? And then we started dating... When I asked why he only agreed now, he said he rejected me back then because it was awkward 🙃. After spending time together, I realized he's a total straightforward guy! It's infuriating! He seems dismissive when we chat, but I know he's just someone who's afraid to speak:D They say Capricorns have contrasting personalities? I don't see any contrast, he's just as quiet.

The shuttlecock got stuck in the net and made a hole🤣 I tapped it and the ball disappeared, turns out it was stuck on the racket.

As the title says. Last year, when I was a sophomore, classmates were testing their striking durability. I was curious about what it would feel like to get punched by a friend, but I asked to be hit on the shoulder. At this point, the friend who was about to hit me said, "Getting hit on the shoulder can easily cause injury," as if implying that getting punched in the stomach would be less dangerous. But with so many organs in the stomach, would I believe him if he said it's less likely to get injured? Internal bleeding sometimes isn't even felt. He might have been worried about his fist missing and hitting my face, but that's a different issue. Let me tell you what it feels like to get punched in the stomach. When I was in elementary school, I was quite reckless. I asked a male classmate to punch me in the stomach. I saw him throw a full-power punch. The only sensation I felt was my internal organs contracting, and it even made me want to vomit. I don't regret asking him to throw that punch because it made me realize what it feels like to be hit, and I won't be so reckless to seek out getting hit or think I have strong durability. In conclusion, I think anyone who says getting punched in the stomach is less likely to cause injury than getting punched in the shoulder is a true genius.

To experience anime high school life, I asked the teacher to let me sit in the very last seat in the back row. It's a corner spot with a view outside, but unfortunately, it's not Japan, so looking out the window shows a balcony and a sink. This seat is also quite cramped; if you move the chair out a bit, it blocks the door, making it very inconvenient. But one time, I pushed my chair forward, and the door could be opened, and the math teacher... said, "Can I get by?" which was quite assertive. Hey, I already gave you space to open the door, what's the deal now? 😡 To put her mind at ease, I had to move forward a bit more to let her open the door 🫠

Today's English tutoring had a substitute teacher. Our English class is split into Hanlin and Kangxuan, and I'm in Kangxuan. The teacher thought I was in Hanlin, so we started with the Kangxuan material. The teacher didn't call on me once to answer questions the entire class. I thought it was strange, but after we finished the Kangxuan part, the teacher directly called on me for a Hanlin question. That's when my classmates realized the teacher hadn't called on me at all during the Kangxuan session 🫠. So satisfying!

Did the convenience store pork floss onigiri get more expensive? I think it used to be 25, but today it was 30 when I bought it :0

Gotta go back to school... I don't wanna go back. School's starting tomorrow even though we canceled going back due to the weather 😑 I really don't wanna go back.........

I noticed a strange phenomenon on IG. The owner posted a sarcastic and funny post, but the comments went in a weird direction. Today, the owner posted a 'house' built with leaves. This house was very small, barely big enough for a person to enter, looked like a sleeping bag and was open-air, and was tagged #GreenArchitecture. Just looking at this post, I thought it looked like a rabbit trap, so I left a comment without observing the atmosphere of the comment section. Today, the owner replied to me, 'Respect,' and even liked it. I suddenly felt puzzled, then took back my comment and went to check the comment section. I found everyone praising him? For example, this kind of green architecture is really great ???? Oh, I just realized it wasn't sarcasm. But if you're going to call this green architecture....🫪🫠 (Aside, unrelated to the above): I've been told many times to respect others, but not once have I thought what they were saying was reasonable. The situations were always very exaggerated. Some people even bragged about demanding respect from others🫪

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