A Hell Joke with Black Humor~

Online dating is risky, and meeting in person requires caution. Today, I saw a picture that documented a "nuclear-level social suicide" moment during an in-person meeting, which was both heartbreaking and hilarious to witness. The male protagonist had been chatting online with someone who claimed to be a 23-year-old "super hot girl" with looks and a figure that perfectly matched online trends. They hit it off and chatted for a solid three months before finally arranging to meet at Central Park today. To prepare for this meeting, the guy went all out, spritzing himself with cologne and styling his hair to look sharp. He waited in the cold wind for nearly two hours, full of anticipation. As time passed, the guy started to suspect he'd been stood up. He picked up his phone to message her: "Baby, are you here?" Just then, his phone vibrated in his pocket. Thinking it was his goddess replying, he excitedly opened it, only to find a Line voice message from his wife. The voice message was a triple critical hit: "It's windy out there, no need to wait!" "When you turned to go into the convenience store for coffee just now, I pulled my car up right behind you." "Are you going to open the door yourself and get in, or should I just hit you with the car and drag you in?" Upon learning the truth, the guy instantly broke out in a cold sweat and froze on the spot. In despair, he could only take to the internet to ask the ultimate question: "Is it too late to call the police now? Urgent, waiting online 😂". This tear-jerking lesson warns all netizens: online dating is risky, and meeting in person requires caution! Even if you think you've disguised yourself flawlessly, never forget that while the praying mantis stalks the cicada, the oriole waits behind. After reading this as a joke, If you actually meet such a man, The only advice: Don't persist, just let him go~