1. Mid-Autumn Festival BBQ: First piece of meat already a failure....

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, while everyone else was enjoying the long holiday, Uncle was stuck at home wrestling with work, tethered to a USB drive, until 5 PM! The moment he saved and unplugged the drive, Uncle felt like he'd just been granted parole. He threw on some casual clothes and dashed downstairs— As soon as he reached the street below his home, the entire block was already filled with the rich aroma of barbecue! His wife and family had set up camp by the roadside, with a folding table, portable stove, and grill laid out in a line. The neighbors next door were also grilling, making it as lively as a street carnival! Uncle hadn't even had a sip of water before his wife immediately shoved a fan and tongs into his hands: "You're here just in time! The charcoal won't light, hurry and help get it started!" Uncle, fresh from his overtime, instantly switched to 'roadside fire-starter mode,' squatting by the curb and blowing furiously at the black smoke, tears streaming from his eyes from the fumes…… Once the fire finally caught, Uncle excitedly placed the first piece of meat on the grill. An auntie from next door took one look and burst out laughing: "Uncle! The meat's burnt! It's as black as your face after walking home in the sun today!" Looking at the charred meat and his laughing family, Uncle felt: Even though he worked overtime until 5 and had to be a laborer downstairs, being able to grill lively by the roadside with his whole family made it the warmest Mid-Autumn Festival! Today's realization: Listening to a USB drive at home, listening to charcoal crackling by the road, Uncle is still a blue-collar worker during the holidays! Social death index: 85% (Tears streaming from smoke, first piece of meat burnt as black as his face) Soul-searching question: Did everyone else rush downstairs to join the 'roadside BBQ battlefield' right after finishing work? Started grilling yet?! 🥩🔥🌕🍻😆