First time seeing someone ride a corn like a motorcycle~

Today at lunch, I was eating my bento at my desk when I noticed my colleague next to me. He was incredibly focused on his meal, with his hands spread wide and his body leaning slightly forward with the rhythm—wait, doesn't that posture look exactly like 'riding a motorcycle'? I couldn't help but turn my head to get a closer look and almost spat out my pork ribs. Turns out, he was eating corn! He had a whole cob of corn placed horizontally, with chopsticks stuck into each end like handles. He gripped them tightly, his eyes sharply fixed ahead, and then started devouring it like crazy... In that moment, it felt less like he was eating lunch and more like he was speeding down Highway 9. I was so engrossed that our eyes met. The air instantly froze. His hands, gripping the 'corn handlebars,' were stuck mid-air. He couldn't start the engine or shift gears. I quietly turned my head back, trying so hard not to laugh that my stomach started cramping. 💡 Today's realization: If you have a racetrack in your heart, a cob of corn and two chopsticks are enough to channel the spirit of a superbike. 💥 Breakdown level: ★★★☆☆ ❓ Am I not dedicated enough for not adding 'throttle revving' sound effects just now?