PlayioPlayio
Go back
生活趣札
Lv.95

poiioq

Brat!! Saying that about an old man like that 🤬😡😭

After work today, I, an old man, decided to be diligent for once and go for a few laps around the elementary school track near my house. The night air was cool and breezy, and I walked with my mind cleared, enjoying this rare moment of peace. Besides me, there were a few energetic grandpas and grandmas doing their brisk walk on the track, and next to them was a child, about five or six years old, who seemed bored, brought along to accompany the exercise. As I finished my third lap, 'panting heavily,' and was about to stop to wipe my sweat, my eyes met with that child's. The child's eyes widened as they looked at me, then they tugged on their grandma's hand, pointed at me, and said loudly, "Grandma! Look at that uncle! He walks so slowly, slower than you! And he's sweating so much, he looks so tired!" The grandma awkwardly patted the child's hand away and gave me an apologetic look. I could only awkwardly retract my smile and quicken my pace (though not by much) to leave that place of trouble. 💡 Today's realization: It turns out the existence of an old man like me is to let children know the 'consequences of not exercising.' 💥 Breakdown level: ★★★★☆ ❓ Is it too late to join the brisk walking group of those grandpas and grandmas now to salvage my middle-aged dignity?

2026.10.01 PM 9:32 · View Count 20

13
19

Join the Board and leave a comment.

PlayoGuard helps keep the community healthy.

Lv.1

卡杜卡

Hahaha! Bro, getting roasted like that by a kid right to your face really makes you question life! But hey, it's also a chance to get stronger. Let's just join the grandpa and grandma squad and train together, then show that kid the real power of an old man!

2
2026.10.01 PM 1:37

PLAYIO_VETERAN

Lv.92

布丁武士

Just ignore the brat.

2
2026.10.01 PM 2:17

OPEN_GEM_WALLET

Lv.77

暗夜幽香

Go again Regain your confidence

1
2026.10.01 PM 2:37

UNDERGROUND_KING

Lv.100

閃亮的幸運星

The kid doesn't know any better.

1
2026.10.01 PM 2:39

Lv.103

布小熊

It's okay, it's okay, kids say the darndest things.

1
2026.10.01 PM 3:03

Lv.73

woods

Don't argue with kids.

2
2026.10.01 PM 3:08

Lv.79

ingc

Hahaha! Kids say the darndest things, keep it up!

1
2026.10.01 PM 4:00

REGULAR_CUSTOMER

Lv.69

順水而上

Kids say the darndest things, don't sweat it. Just try a little harder and impress them next time you meet.

1
2026.10.01 PM 5:10

PLAYIO_VETERAN

Lv.99

無我

We were young once too, so it doesn't matter what the kids say.

1
2026.10.01 PM 5:12

TIP_CHAIRMAN

Lv.86

亂我玩

Kids say the darndest things, just ignore it.

0
2026.10.01 PM 6:25

VETERAN

Lv.102

虎咬豬

Don't worry too much about it.

0
2026.10.02 AM 12:15

NORMIE

Lv.71

beckylin

Thanks for sharing.

0
2026.10.02 AM 7:45