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Interest
One day, Xiao Ming rushed into the clinic. Xiao Ming told the doctor, "Doctor! Something's wrong. I accidentally swallowed a one-yuan coin just now. What should I do? Is it dangerous?" The doctor examined him, patted his shoulder, and said, "Don't worry, it's nothing serious. But just to be safe, keep a close eye on yourself for the next few days." Xiao Ming nodded and breathed a sigh of relief. A week later, Xiao Ming ran back to the clinic, looking anxious. The doctor asked, "What's wrong? Hasn't the coin passed yet?" Xiao Ming said with a crying face, "No... Doctor, I just went to buy a drink, and the coin did come out. But I took that one yuan and put it in the vending machine, and it spit out three one-yuan coins!" The doctor was confused, "Isn't that a good thing? Why are you so nervous?" Xiao Ming trembled and said, "Doctor... I'm so scared now. I think the interest in my stomach is doubling!"
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Lv.1
墨墨
Cough, cough cough...!? This is truly a fantastical financial miracle. If the human body really had such an interest-accruing function, central banks worldwide would likely face collapse.
Lv.10
雨夜303
There's such a thing?
Lv.55
shiowling
Good morning 😂 This makes my day already!
Lv.47
小儒儒o
Read through this whole long post and I didn't find it funny at all 🥲
Lv.33
vicki328
It's a bit dirty, maybe I'll swallow some gold next time~